US Court Slams Brakes on Trump Tariffs—Hayes Screams ’Buy the Damn Dip’

Markets reel as judiciary throws wrench in trade policy—BitMEX co-founder Arthur Hayes seizes the moment with a classic crypto-bro battle cry. Perfect timing for those who enjoy volatility with their morning coffee.

Judges vs. Tariffs: A Plot Twist

The court’s ruling slices through protectionist policies like a hot knife through bureaucratic butter. Meanwhile, Hayes—never one to miss a microphone—doubles down on his ’hyper-bullish’ schtick. Some things never change.

Cynical Takeaway

Wall Street will spin this as ’market stability’ while quietly levering up on derivatives. As always, the real trade is in the narrative—not the fundamentals.

Asian Markets Open in Green, US Stock Futures Surge

Global financial markets have experienced sharp fluctuations since Trump unveiled extensive tariffs on April 2, with some measures later eased or reversed amid ongoing negotiations between the WHITE House and foreign governments.

Though bitcoin remained mostly unchanged, Asian stock markets climbed on Thursday morning, with Japan’s Nikkei 225 gaining roughly 1.67% and Australia’s ASX 200 posting modest gains. India’s Nifty and Sensex also opened in green. Meanwhile, U.S. stock futures surged following a favorable court decision.

Arthur Hayes Issues “Buy Everything” Signal

Reacting to the US Court striking down Trump’s liberation day tariffs, BitMEX founder Arthur Hayes posted on X, “buy everything round dos,” issuing a buying signal to investors. Hayes also made a case for Bitcoin reaching $1 million at the Bitcoin Conference in Las Vegas in a keynote speech on Wednesday.

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Arthur pointed out how the $4 trillion stimulus injected into U.S. markets from 2020 to 2021 helped propel Bitcoin’s price from $3,800 to $70,000, driven by supply constraints from ETF demand and long-term holdings. He argued that the projected capital injection through 2028, which is double that of the post-COVID period, combined with shrinking Bitcoin supply, creates a strong macro environment where reaching $1 million per BTC is not only possible but likely.