Trump’s Crypto Soirée Sparks Backlash—Wall Street Rolls Eyes
Another dinner, another controversy—this time with a side of Bitcoin. Critics pounce as political and crypto worlds collide, while traditional financiers mutter about ’amateur hour.’
Politicos and crypto bros break bread—what could go wrong? Cue the predictable outrage from both sides of the aisle, plus a fresh wave of regulatory anxiety.
Meanwhile, Goldman Sachs executives allegedly choked on their artisanal sparkling water. Because nothing says ’financial revolution’ like steakhouse lobbying and meme-coin promises.