BREAKING: Trump Pardons CZ - BNB Primed for Massive Rally?

Political shockwave rocks crypto markets as former president grants clemency to Binance founder.
The Pardon Effect
Trump's unexpected move sends BNB soaring 28% in pre-market trading - wiping out three weeks of regulatory pressure in mere hours. Trading volume explodes to $4.2 billion as institutional money floods back into the ecosystem.
Technical Breakout Confirmed
BNB smashes through the $650 resistance level that trapped prices since August. The 50-day moving average just flipped bullish while RSI indicators scream 'overbought' at 82 - classic FOMO territory.
Exchange Token Domination
Binance's native token now commands 68% of all centralized exchange token market cap. Competitors watch helplessly as the liquidity vacuum pulls capital from every major altcoin.
Because nothing says 'financial innovation' like presidential intervention propping up your portfolio. The SEC's enforcement division must be thrilled.