Nvidia’s Earnings Report Sends Stock Soaring—Because Apparently AI Hype Still Prints Money
Another quarter, another proof that Wall Street will swallow any AI-related buzzword with glee. Nvidia’s latest numbers lit a rocket under its share price—because nothing gets traders more excited than a company riding the speculative wave.
The chipmaker’s report didn’t just meet expectations—it bulldozed them. Investors piled in like it was 2021 all over again, because who needs fundamentals when you’ve got momentum?
Funny how these ’groundbreaking’ earnings always seem to align perfectly with executive stock vesting schedules. But hey—keep buying the dip, right?

The news had little effect on AI tokens. The sector’s market capitalization rose only 0.6%, according to CoinGecko. NEAR and FET rose more than 5%, while Grass fell 5.7%.
The cautious reaction follows a broader cooling off after Nvidia’s key announcement at GTC earlier this year.