Bitcoin Smashes ATH Again—Naysayers Still Chanting ’It’s Dead’ From Their Fax Machines

Bitcoin just bulldozed through another all-time high—$150K and climbing—while the usual suspects dust off their ’crypto obituary’ templates for the 472nd time. Wall Street analysts scramble to explain the rally, mumbling about ’institutional adoption’ between sips of their $14 artisanal lattes.

Meanwhile, the ’Bitcoin is dead’ crowd—now a bizarre coalition of goldbugs, bureaucrats, and your uncle who ’mined Dogecoin in 2014’—insists this is definitely, absolutely the top. Spoiler: Their track record is worse than a Lehman Brothers risk model.

Fun fact: If you’d bought Bitcoin every time someone declared it dead, you’d own a private island by now—staffed entirely by skeptical CNBC anchors.

Peter Schiff, Bitcoin’s most persistent critic, continues to call for its collapse, bringing his personal tally to 18 obituaries.

Despite the backlash, Bitcoin’s market cap and institutional interest continue to grow. If anything, the repeated forecasts of failure seem to underscore the asset’s resilience — or, at the very least, its ability to stay in the global spotlight.