Coinbase Flirted With MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin Bet—Then Chickened Out
Wall Street’s favorite crypto dilettante almost followed Michael Saylor’s lead—until cold feet kicked in.
The Allure of the Saylor Playbook
MicroStrategy’s aggressive BTC accumulation strategy turned heads at Coinbase, with execs reportedly weighing a similar move. Too bad their risk team still believes in ’responsible treasury management’—how quaint.
Risk Aversion Wins (Again)
While Saylor doubles down like a degens at a blackjack table, Coinbase opted for the corporate equivalent of HODLing cash. Because nothing screams ’web3 innovation’ like a balance sheet full of USD.
The Punchline
Another day, another crypto firm discovering that institutional ’conviction’ has limits—usually right around the SEC’s jurisdiction. Maybe next bull run, guys.

Instead of going all-in, Coinbase took a more measured route. The exchange still holds over $1.3 billion in crypto assets, with $153 million worth added in Q1 alone, most of it in Bitcoin. CFO Alesia Haas confirmed the firm remains committed to building its crypto treasury but has no interest in directly competing with its user base.
Meanwhile, other companies have leaned into MicroStrategy’s model. Japan’s Metaplanet, often dubbed “Asia’s MicroStrategy,” has reportedly outperformed Saylor’s firm in BTC returns. A growing number of miners and small-cap firms are also adopting this aggressive accumulation strategy, often financing their purchases through equity or debt sales.
As Bitcoin’s price continues to climb, the divide between high-risk accumulation and conservative treasury management is reshaping how institutions approach digital assets.