Public Companies Double Down on Crypto Treasuries in Bold Monday Market Play
Wall Street meets blockchain as corporate balance sheets go digital.
The Big Bet
Blue-chips are loading up on Bitcoin like it's 2021 again—only this time with less Elon tweeting and more CFOs quietly rebalancing portfolios. Treasury diversification just got a decentralized upgrade.
Why Mondays?
Because nothing says 'disrupt traditional finance' like timed crypto buys between coffee runs and Outlook calendar reminders. The 9-to-5 crypto accumulation strategy is officially a thing.
The Cynic's Corner
Nothing boosts shareholder confidence like volatile assets parked next to your operating cash. At least they're not buying NFT monkey jpegs... yet.
Watch those corporate wallets—when the suits start HODLing, you know we're in a new era of 'responsible' speculation.
