Coinbase’s Crypto Crusade: Lobby Pushes Congress to Pass Landmark Digital Asset Bill

Washington's corridors of power just got a crypto shake-up. Coinbase—the $50B behemoth that survived the 2023 bloodbath—is now flexing its lobbying muscles to bulldoze regulatory roadblocks.

The play: A sweeping new bill that could finally give Bitcoin the same legal clarity as your grandma's Treasury bonds. We're talking tax breaks for miners, sandboxed DeFi experiments, and—here's the kicker—a potential ETF free-for-all.

Wall Street's old guard is sweating through their Brooks Brothers suits. 'This isn't your 2017 ICO wild west,' snaps one banking lobbyist (between martini lunches). Meanwhile, crypto traders are already pricing in the news—ETH futures just hit a 3-month high.

The bottom line? When Coinbase talks, DC listens. And right now, they're screaming 'bull market' in bureaucratic legalese.