Semler Scientific Bets Big: 105K Bitcoin Treasury Move Redefines Corporate Finance

Wall Street meets crypto maximalism as Semler Scientific makes a $6B+ bitcoin play.

The healthcare-turned-bitcoin-enthusiast company just dropped a treasury bombshell that would make Michael Saylor nod approvingly. Their 105,000 BTC target—roughly 0.5% of the total supply—puts traditional corporate cash strategies to shame.

Why hoard depreciating dollars when you can HODL digital gold? The move comes as legacy finance scrambles to reconcile with bitcoin's 150% year-to-date surge. Meanwhile, CFOs clinging to money market funds are sweating through their Brooks Brothers shirts.

One hedge fund manager quipped: 'Finally, a corporate treasury strategy that doesn't involve begging the Fed for lower rates.' The bitcoin standard arrives—one balance sheet at a time.