UK Gold Miner Ditches Shiny Rocks for Bitcoin—Stock Skyrockets
In a move that screams '2025 or bust,' a London-listed mining firm flips the script—converting 100% of its gold revenue into Bitcoin. Markets respond with a double-take rally.
From Pickaxes to Private Keys
The company's pivot—ditching the ancient store of value for its digital counterpart—sent shares up 20% in early trading. Because nothing says 'modern hedge' like swapping bullion for blockchain.
Wall Street Rolls Its Eyes
Analysts whisper 'gimmick' while secretly recalculating their own crypto exposure. Meanwhile, goldbugs weep into their safety deposit boxes.
