NYPD Detectives Under Fire in Bizarre Crypto Kidnapping Case—Because Nothing Says ’Protect and Serve’ Like Alleged Extortion
Two NYPD detectives are now the ones being investigated—turns out their side hustle might’ve involved strong-arming a crypto founder. Who needs badges when you’ve got Bitcoin ransom demands?
Here’s the kicker: the victim was reportedly snatched mid-deal, proving once again that in crypto, even the ’trustless’ systems can’t escape old-school human greed. Maybe they should’ve paid the ransom in stablecoins—at least those don’t fluctuate during hostage negotiations.
And in a twist that shocks nobody, internal affairs is now involved. Because nothing cleans up a mess like the people who created it.
