Bitcoin for Burgers? Tax Traps Lurk Behind Crypto Convenience
Think twice before swapping satoshis for sandwiches—the IRS still wants its cut.
Subheading: The Compliance Nightmare No Crypto Bro Talks About
That ’peer-to-peer electronic cash system’ dream? Turns out every coffee purchase triggers a capital gains report. Thanks, decentralized revolution.
Subheading: Accountants Love Your ’HODL’ Diet
Fun fact: Your $5 burger could cost $50 in tax paperwork. Bonus cynicism: At least Wall Street’s middlemen get replaced by... TurboTax subscriptions.
