🚀 xStocks Hits $2B Trading Volume as TSLAx Dominates Holder Growth

Wall Street's digital doppelgänger just flexed its muscles—xStocks trading volume smashed through $2 billion this week. And guess who's leading the charge? TSLAx holders are piling in like it's a free SpaceX joyride.

When Memes Meet Markets

The synthetic asset space keeps blurring lines between DeFi and traditional finance—with all the volatility and none of the paperwork. TSLAx isn't just mirroring Tesla's stock; it's becoming the degenerate gambler's preferred leveraged bet.

Numbers Don't Lie (But Traders Might)

That $2B volume milestone would make any CEX blush—especially when half the trades probably happened during someone's 3am crypto epiphany. Meanwhile, TSLAx's holder count grows faster than Elon's Twitter controversies.

As always in crypto land: euphoric today, liquidated tomorrow. At least the SEC can't touch this... yet.