Elon Musk Secures $30B Tesla Stock Bonanza to Remain CEO in 2025 Power Play
Wall Street's favorite showman just cashed in his golden ticket—again.
The Price of Keeping a 'Visionary'
Tesla's board just greenlit a $30 billion stock package to ensure Elon Musk doesn't take his circus elsewhere. Because apparently, 'saving humanity with EVs and Mars colonies' requires a compensation package larger than some nations' GDP.
Shareholders Left Holding the Bag
The deal—dressed up as 'performance-based incentives'—comes as Tesla faces its toughest year yet. Competitors are eating its lunch in China, Cybertruck recalls are piling up, and that 'full self-driving' promise? Still stuck in beta.
The Musk Premium
Investors keep paying extra for the Elon factor—the same way crypto traders buy Doge because 'he tweets about it.' Maybe next he'll get paid in a custom memecoin. At least that'd be cheaper to print.

Tesla’s board has approved a new pay package for CEO Elon Musk, granting him 96 million shares valued at about $30 billion. The decision comes after Musk hinted he might leave the company if not awarded more stock. The new deal is designed to keep Musk leading the company as it expands its electric vehicle business. By approving this substantial stock award, Tesla reinforces its trust in Musk’s vision and leadership for the company’s future growth.