đ Ethereum ETFs Shatter Records with $2.85B Weekly InflowâBull Run Confirmed?
Wall Streetâs crypto crush hits new highs as Ethereum ETFs devour capital like a DeFi yield farm in 2021.
The floodgates are open: Institutional money isnât dipping toesâitâs cannonballing into ETH. That $2.85B weekly haul? More than some small nationsâ GDPs. (Looking at you, hedge funds still stuck on âdigital goldâ narratives.)
Why it matters: This isnât retail FOMO. These are pensions, endowments, and the usual suit-and-tie crowd finally realizing smart contracts print money better than their vintage 1980s Excel models.
The cynical kicker: Watch traditional finance âexpertsâ suddenly pivot to âblockchain strategistâ LinkedIn titles by Friday.
