🚀 DOGE Soars as Grayscale Files for Dogecoin ETF – Meme Coin Goes Mainstream

Wall Street’s latest crypto craving? A slice of the Dogecoin action. Grayscale’s surprise S-1 filing for a DOGE ETF sent prices surging—proof even joke assets get serious when institutional money knocks.

### From Meme to Market Mover

No more laughing at the Shiba Inu. Grayscale’s play turns DOGE into a regulated instrument, whether purists like it or not. The filing dropped at 4:20 PM ET (naturally), triggering a 23% pump within hours—because nothing says 'serious investment' like a crypto that started as a Tesla CEO tweet.

### The Institutional Paradox

Hedge funds now FOMO-ing into an asset whose whitepaper reads like a Reddit thread. TradFi’s embrace of DOGE exposes the absurdity of modern finance: where 'utility' matters less than which billionaire memes it next.

### Cynic’s Corner

Watch Wall Street rebrand volatility as 'price discovery' when the ETF launches. Bonus irony: the same suits who mocked crypto now charging 2% fees to hold your dog-themed internet money.