🚀 Ethereum & Bitcoin ETFs Shatter Records: Billions Flood In as Wall Street Finally Wakes Up

Wall Street's late-to-the-party love affair with crypto ETFs just hit hyperdrive. Net inflows for both Ethereum and Bitcoin funds smashed through previous ceilings this week—proving even the most stubborn TradFi dinosaurs can't ignore blockchain's gravitational pull.

The dam breaks (again)

After years of regulatory foot-dragging, institutional money's pouring into crypto like bourbon at a hedge fund happy hour. Ethereum ETFs—the shiny new toys—are pulling weight alongside their Bitcoin predecessors. Who knew diversification could happen when you're not just trading paper gold?

Zero-sum game?

While the suits high-five over their 'innovative' ETF plays, decentralized purists gag at the irony. Another win for crypto... wrapped in the very financialization it was built to overthrow. The revolution will be institutionalized—with 2% management fees.