Corporate Bitcoin Hoarders Now Control 955K BTC—Is This the New Gold Standard?
Wall Street's worst-kept secret just got bigger. The top 100 public companies now sit on a staggering 955,000 BTC—enough to trigger a supply shock if they ever decide to cash out (but let's be real, they're waiting for the SEC to approve that Bitcoin ETF first).
Who needs Fort Knox when you've got a Trezor?
These corporate balance sheets are starting to look like a crypto maximalist's wet dream. Meanwhile, traditional finance bros are still arguing about 'intrinsic value' while their fiat portfolios inflate into oblivion.
