đ ETH Strategy Rakes in $46.5M Pre-Launch as STRAT Token Hype Builds
Crypto's latest cash grab? A fresh ETH-centric play just locked up $46.5 million in fundingâweeks before its native STRAT token hits the market. Here's why traders are FOMO-ing in.
The Pitch: Promising 'institutional-grade' Ethereum strategies (read: leveraged bets dressed in a suit), the project's timing couldn't be betterâor more suspicious. Bullish momentum meets peak 'vaporware season.'
The Catch: Zero audited returns. Zero product live. Just a nine-figure war chest and the eternal crypto credo: 'build it later.' Wall Street would blush at these opticsâbut since when did blockchain care about optics?
STRAT's TGE drops soon. Place your bets on whether this moons or joins the graveyard of 'revolutionary' altcoins. Either way, the house always wins.
