Crypto Chaos & Triumphs: This Week’s Biggest Hacks, Regulatory Shakeups, and 100X Gems

Crypto never sleeps—here's what exploded, collapsed, or got rug-pulled while you were HODLing.

Hackers Strike Again (But This Time With Extra Audacity)

Another week, another nine-figure DeFi heist. This time, attackers exploited a reentrancy bug so old it had cobwebs—yet somehow made off with $200M. Security firms are calling it 'embarrassing.'

Regulators Bring Hammers to Gunfights

The SEC greenlit three Bitcoin ETFs... then immediately sued a memecoin project for being 'too meme-y.' Meanwhile, Singapore's MAS quietly built a CBDC that actually works.

Degens Strike Gold (For Once)

A Solana-based cat meme token did a 1000% pump after Elon Musk tweeted a cat emoji. No utility? No problem. Meanwhile, Bitcoin miners are quietly stacking sats ahead of the halving.

Infrastructure You'll Actually Use

One project launched cross-chain swaps that don't require a PhD to operate. Another fixed MEV—or at least pretended to. (We'll see how long that lasts.)

Crypto keeps moving faster than regulators can ban it—which is both terrifying and why we're all here. Just remember: when the suits finally 'get it,' that's your exit signal.