Trump Brokers Cambodia-Thailand Ceasefire—Crypto Markets Shrug Like It’s Just Another Tuesday
Geopolitical shockwaves? More like a ripple in the crypto pond.
Diplomacy 2.0 meets DeFi indifference
Former President Trump's surprise mediation between Cambodia and Thailand sparked global headlines—but Bitcoin traders barely blinked. The 'orange man' effect, it seems, doesn't extend to orange coins these days.
Risk assets yawn through historic moment
No volatility spikes. No flight-to-safety trades. Just another case of digital assets treating real-world events like background noise—unless it's a Fed tweet, of course.
The closer
: Maybe markets finally learned what crypto natives knew all along—nation-states are just DAOs with worse governance tokens and more military hardware. (Bonus jab: TradFi analysts still scrambling to explain why 'geopolitical risk' charts didn't trigger their algo trades.)
Donald TRUMP has recently made an unexpected move that surprised everyone when he posted on Truth Social announcing he was going to be a peacemaker for the Cambodia Thailand ceasefire—and hinted that there wou... Read More
