Robinhood Dangles 2% Crypto Transfer Bonus as Ethereum Unstakes Go Live
Robinhood just lit a fire under crypto transfers—offering a juicy 2% bonus for moving assets onto its platform. Timing? Suspiciously convenient as Ethereum unstaking hits critical mass.
The play: Lure defectors from Coinbase and Kraken with what looks like free money (spoiler: it's customer acquisition cost in a crypto trench coat).
Behind the curtain: That 2% isn't generosity—it's a calculated bid to capture ETH liquidity now that stakers can finally bail. Classic Wall Street tactics wearing DeFi pajamas.
The kicker? Watch how fast that bonus disappears when their order books get fat enough. Banking on crypto's short memory since... well, always.
