Bitcoin Tanks While Memecoins Moon – The 2025 Crypto Rollercoaster Continues
Blood in the streets for BTC as speculative frenzy pivots to meme tokens. Again.
Market Whiplash: Bitcoin's 15% nosedive contrasts sharply with DOGE, SHIB, and new degenerate favorites posting triple-digit gains. The 'smart money' narrative gets another black eye.
Institutional investors clutching their risk models while a cartoon dog token flips blue-chip alts. The SEC's Gary Gensler reportedly seen laughing maniacally while shorting his own ethics report.
This isn't volatility—it's performance art. The only 'hedge' here is against financial dignity.