Bhutan’s Bitcoin Fire Sale: What’s the Hidden Game Plan?
Bhutan’s Bitcoin dump sends shockwaves—why now, and who’s really winning?
Subheader: The Himalayan HODL Mystery Unravels
Rumors swirl as the kingdom offloads BTC reserves—timed just before a market rally, naturally. Classic ‘buy high, sell low’ or a masterstroke?
Subheader: Mining, Monarchs, and Market Moves
With zero transparency and all the drama of a bull market, Bhutan’s playbook reads like a crypto noir script. Spoiler: Wall Street sharks are taking notes.
Closer: Whether it’s genius or desperation, one thing’s clear—when governments trade like degens, maybe we’re all just gamblers in suits.