MicroStrategy’s Bitcoin Bet Pays Off: $14B Q2 2025 Windfall—And They’re Still Holding
Wall Street jaws hit the floor as MicroStrategy reports a staggering $14 billion unrealized gain on its Bitcoin treasury—without selling a single satoshi.
The ultimate HODL play
While traditional CFOs hyperventilate over balance sheet volatility, Michael Saylor's tech firm doubles down on its crypto reserves. The Q2 2025 figures reveal a position now worth triple its acquisition cost—proving once again that in crypto, diamonds hands beat quarterly earnings theatrics.
Risk management? That's what weak hands call it
The move defies every corporate treasury handbook written before 2020. Analysts scramble to update valuation models while Bitcoin maximalists smugly adjust their "number go up" spreadsheets. Meanwhile, goldbugs quietly delete their anti-crypto Twitter threads.
Just another reminder that in the digital asset casino, the house always wins—until the blockchain eats it too.
Think about this: You buy Bitcoin, never sell it, and still end up with $14 billion in profit. That is not a wish—it is the reality for Microstrategy Bitcoin holdings Q2 2025. Read More
