13-Year Bitcoin Gold Bar Time Capsule Cracked – $50K Price Plunge Sparks Market Frenzy
After over a decade in crypto purgatory, a legendary Bitcoin gold bar finally sees daylight—and immediately sheds $50,000 in value. Talk about a volatile awakening.
The crypto relic’s unsealing sends shockwaves through digital asset circles. Was it worth the wait? The market’s brutal efficiency suggests otherwise.
Funny how these ‘store of value’ narratives crumble when confronted with cold, hard blockchain reality. Meanwhile, Wall Street still can’t decide if Bitcoin’s a commodity, security, or existential threat to their bonus pool.
