Bhutan’s BTC Tourism Explosion: The Hidden Crypto Paradise Everyone’s Flocking To
Forget Swiss banks—Bhutan's mountains now hide the hottest crypto vaults. The Himalayan kingdom quietly became a Bitcoin oasis while Wall Street funds were busy getting rekt.
Miners Follow the Cheap Megawatts
Bhutan's hydroelectric surplus—once powering Buddhist monasteries—now fuels underground mining farms. Government-backed operations reportedly stack sats at industrial scale.
Visitors Swap Fiat for Adventure
Tourists trade passports for hardware wallets at Paro Airport's crypto kiosks. Trekking agencies accept lightning payments for yak wool souvenirs—no 3% Visa tax here.
The Ultimate HODL Retreat
Staking workshops replace meditation retreats. 'Diamond Hand Dzongs' (fortresses) offer cold storage with mountain-view suites. Even the monks quote Satoshi proverbs now.
Meanwhile, Goldman Sachs analysts still can't decide if BTC is an inflation hedge. Pack your bags before the IMF 'discovers' this loophole.
