Gemini Unleashes 24/7 Tokenized MicroStrategy Trading in EU—Crypto Never Sleeps

Crypto exchange Gemini just flipped the switch on round-the-clock tokenized MicroStrategy (MSTR) trading for EU investors. No more waiting for Wall Street’s opening bell—Bitcoin’s favorite corporate proxy now trades like the asset it’s married to.

Dawn of the Always-On Equity

Gemini’s move effectively turns MicroStrategy’s stock into a 24/7 crypto-like asset in Europe. The tokenized shares—backed 1:1 by the real thing—let traders ride Saylor’s Bitcoin bet even when NYSE traders are asleep.

Regulatory Arbitrage or Innovation?

While EU regulators scramble to fit tokenization into existing frameworks, Gemini’s infrastructure bypasses traditional settlement times. ‘This isn’t your grandfather’s stock market,’ quipped one trader—though his grandfather probably preferred markets that closed occasionally.

The Cynical Kick

Because nothing says ‘financial revolution’ like letting Europeans speculate on a dollar-denominated stock-turned-Bitcoin-ETF-proxy during their midnight snack breaks. The future is here—and it’s permanently overleveraged.