CBOE Shakes Markets with PENGU MemeETF Filing—Are Trash-Token Funds the Next Big Thing?

Wall Street’s latest circus act just dropped—CBOE filed paperwork for a 'Canary PENGU' ETF, sparking rumors of a meme-investment gold rush. Because nothing screams 'mature asset class' like cartoon waterfowl portfolios.

The filing—buried in regulatory paperwork—hints at a surreal pivot: institutional capital chasing the same viral garbage that pumps-and-dumps on Crypto Twitter. Traders are already speculating whether this opens floodgates for DOGE, SHIB, or even derivative trash like 'Dogelon Mars'-themed products.

One Goldman analyst (who requested anonymity) muttered: 'First bitcoin futures, now penguin memes—next we’ll see ETFs tracking TikTok dance challenges.' The SEC hasn’t commented—probably too busy facepalming.

If approved, PENGU could legitimize meme assets as 'investable'—or prove finance will commodify literally anything with a 4chan thread. Either way, hedge funds are now one step closer to losing retirement savings on frog JPEGs.