Crypto ETFs on the Brink: Analysts Now Give 90% Chance of Approval
The crypto world is holding its breath as regulatory gates creak open—ETF approvals aren’t just likely, they’re almost inevitable.
Wall Street’s playing catch-up, and the odds just got a turbocharge.
The 90% gamble
Analysts—typically allergic to certainty—are throwing around numbers like ‘90%’ without flinching. That’s not optimism; that’s a near-guarantee dressed in finance-bro vernacular.
Why this time’s different
After years of false starts and regulatory foot-dragging, the SEC’s resistance is crumbling faster than a shitcoin’s liquidity pool. Even the usual suspects can’t screw this up.
The institutional floodgates
Once these ETFs hit, prepare for the great institutional migration—pension funds and hedge managers will pile in, pretending they always believed in crypto (conveniently forgetting their 2018 ‘scam’ rhetoric).
Final thought: Nothing unites Wall Street and crypto like the scent of fresh fees. How… predictable.
