BREAKING: Nobitex Loses $82M in Gonjeshke Darande Heist—Crypto Security Under Fire

Another day, another crypto exchange gets gutted. Nobitex just joined the hall of shame after hackers linked to Gonjeshke Darande siphoned ~$82M—proof that 'secure' digital vaults still can't outsmart old-fashioned theft.

How'd they pull it off? Details are scarce, but the breach smells like another case of 'oops-we-left-the-backdoor-open' infrastructure. No fancy zero-day exploits needed when exchanges treat security like an afterthought.

The fallout? Nobitex users are left staring at empty wallets while the platform scrambles to contain the PR disaster. Meanwhile, regulators are already sharpening their knives—nothing unites bureaucrats faster than fresh crypto carcass.

Silver lining? At least the thieves had the decency to stop at $82M. In traditional finance, that's just Tuesday lunch money for Wall Street bonus season.