Breaking: Coinbase Debuts Bitcoin Card & Perpetual Futures in U.S. – Mainstream Crypto Just Leveled Up

Wall Street’s worst nightmare just got a software update. Coinbase is rolling out two game-changers for U.S. investors—and legacy finance should be sweating.

First: The Bitcoin Card

No more converting crypto to fiat for coffee runs. Swipe directly from your BTC stack like it’s 2040 already. Merchants get dollars, you keep the keys—every Visa terminal just became a crypto on-ramp.

Second: Perpetual Futures Go Live

Leverage traders, meet your new playground. Zero expiration dates, 24/7 action, and all the volatility you can handle. (Regulators are already drafting angry tweets.)

The kicker? Both products land as institutional inflows hit record highs. Coinbase isn’t just riding the wave—they’re building the damn surfboard.

Of course, the usual suspects will cry ‘reckless speculation.’ Meanwhile, those same critics will quietly allocate 1% of their portfolio ‘for research purposes.’ Welcome to the hypocrisy of modern finance.