Ethereum Flexes Muscle as Axelar Token Defies Gravity—Another Day in Crypto Wonderland
Crypto markets shrugged off traditional finance''s existential dread today as Ethereum led the charge upward—because apparently, the ''flippening'' narrative needs weekly resurrection.
Meanwhile, Axelar''s token decided gravity was for boomers, posting gains that''d make your neighborhood VC foam at the mouth. No fundamentals? No problem—this is Web3, baby.
Bonus cynicism: Wall Street analysts currently revising their ''blockchain is useless'' reports for the 47th time this quarter.
