Crypto Traders Unlock June 1 Treasury Code—Here’s How to Front-Run the Pump
Another day, another ’secret’ trading signal from the crypto rumor mill. Today’s alleged treasury code drop—just in time for June’s opening salvo—has degenerates scrambling for alpha. Because nothing screams ’sound investment strategy’ like chasing numbered daily passwords.
Pro tip: If this were actually profitable, hedge funds would’ve automated it by now. But hey, hope springs eternal in the land of leverage and Lambo dreams.
