Bitcoin Conference 2025 Ignites $13M BTC Price Prediction—Wall Street Scoffs, Then Checks Portfolio
Frenzy erupts as bullish analysts drop a $13M BTC price target during this year’s flagship crypto event. The crowd goes wild—hedge funds suddenly remember their ’long-term blockchain thesis.’
The Numbers Don’t Lie (Until They Do)
That eye-watering forecast hinges on institutional adoption—same as every cycle—but this time with extra zeros. Traders pile in; skeptics mutter about ’greater fool theory’ between sips of overpriced conference coffee.
Cynical Take:
Meanwhile, traditional finance quietly updates its ’digital assets are a scam’ PowerPoint… while filing paperwork for a spot BTC ETF. *Again.*
