Fed Court Axes Trump Tariffs—Crypto Markets Jolt Like a DeFi Flash Loan
Trade wars take a backseat as judges drop the hammer—digital assets whip-saw on the news. Who needs stablecoins when you’ve got judicial volatility?
Wall Street analysts scramble to price in the ruling—meanwhile, Bitcoin traders just HODL through the noise like always. Some things never change.
Bonus cynicism: Traders now hedging tariffs with shitcoin futures. Because nothing screams ’risk management’ like 100x leverage on meme coins.
