Crypto Market Surges: 5 Catalysts Fueling Today’s Rally
Bitcoin smashes through $70K as institutional FOMO kicks in—again.
Ethereum ETF whispers grow louder. SEC chair blinks? Or just another delay tactic?
Solana defies congestion FUD with 20% weekly pump. Retail still can’t get enough.
Memecoins go parabolic (again). Dogwifhat flips Fortune 500 firms. Because fundamentals.
Tether prints another $2B. Because when volatility strikes, nothing beats a stablecoin backed by... promises.
Bonus jab: Wall Street still can’t decide if crypto’s a scam or the greatest trade of the decade. Place your bets.
