Trump Kicks EU Tariff Can Down the Road—Again—Sending Traders Into Frenzy
Another delay, another market tantrum. The White House’s latest tariff punt sparks whiplash across equities and crypto—because nothing says ’stable monetary policy’ like geopolitical whims moving markets 5% in an hour.
Goldman analysts scramble to update models (for the third time this month) while Bitcoin traders shrug and buy the dip—proving once again that decentralized assets thrive on chaos Wall Street still can’t price.
Meanwhile in Brussels: bureaucrats quietly update their ’US Trade War Bingo’ cards with ’Temporary Extension’ as the free square.
