Crypto Bandit Launders $42.5M in Bitcoin Through Thorchain—DEXs Play Unwitting Money Mule
Another day, another nine-figure crypto heist slips through the cracks. This time? A Coinbase attacker just shuffled $42.5M in BTC through Thorchain’s cross-chain magic—no KYC, no fuss, just decentralized anonymity at work.
How it went down: The hacker dumped BTC into Thorchain’s liquidity pools, emerging with freshly laundered assets. The protocol’s non-custodial design—touted as a feature—became the ultimate getaway car.
Finance jab of the day: Meanwhile, traditional banks still freeze accounts over $10k transfers. Priorities, right?
Closing thought: As regulators scramble, one truth remains—blockchain doesn’t judge. Whether you’re moving donations or dirty money, the code executes all the same.
