Crypto Markets Go Berserk: Here’s Why—and Where the Madness Heads Next
Bitcoin’s swinging like a wrecking ball, altcoins are doing backflips, and traders are popping antacids. What’s fueling the chaos?
Liquidity whiplash: Institutional flows hit record highs—then vanished faster than a DeFi exploit. Market makers got caught with their algos down.
Regulatory roulette: The SEC just greenlit crypto ETFs but slapped three projects with ’unregistered security’ suits in the same week. Classic bureaucratic whiplash.
Leverage bloodbath: Perp traders got liquidated en masse when BTC ripped through $70k resistance... then promptly face-planted back to $65k. CEX order books look like a war zone.
Where’s this heading? Either we consolidate into a new paradigm—or degenerate gamblers drag us back to the Stone Age. Place your bets (and maybe keep some dry powder).
*Bonus jab*: Meanwhile, Wall Street’s still trying to patent ’blockchain, but for stocks’—as if 2017 called wanting its buzzwords back.
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