JPMorgan Just Flipped the Script—Bitcoin Now Officially Bankable in Wall Street’s Backyard

Wall Street’s old guard finally caves—JPMorgan greenlights Bitcoin transactions for wealthy clients, proving even the staunchest critics will fold when money talks.

The Domino Effect Begins

Jamie Dimon once called crypto ’a fraud.’ Now his bank’s infrastructure processes BTC trades, signaling institutional adoption isn’t coming—it’s here. Expect compliance teams to suddenly discover blockchain’s ’merits.’

Regulators Take Notes

The OCC and SEC just got a masterclass in banking’s hypocrisy: 10 years of public disdain, 5 years of covert accumulation. Next stop? A race to custody those sweet, sweet management fees.

Memo to legacy banks: adapt or watch your ’VIP clients’ defect to the Lightning Network. The irony? JPMorgan might profit either way—some things never change.