Pi Coin’s Big Reveal Backfires—Here’s Why the Market Tanked
Another ’revolutionary’ crypto announcement, another bloodbath. Pi Network’s much-hyped update triggered a 40% nosedive—turns out ’mainnet readiness’ was just a fancy way of saying ’please keep mining our worthless tokens.’
The culprits? Overleveraged retail bagholders dumping at the first whiff of reality, and a development team allergic to concrete timelines. Classic Web3 theater.
What’s next? Either Stanford’s finest pull a working product out of thin air, or Pi joins the graveyard of vaporware coins. But hey—at least the mining app still looks pretty on your phone.
Pro tip: When a project brags about ’14 million engaged users’ but can’t list on Binance, maybe—just maybe—it’s not the next Bitcoin. (Cue the angry Telegram mob.)
