Crypto Traders Flock to Tomarket’s 14 May Daily Combo—Just Another ’Guaranteed’ Path to Riches?
Tomarket rolls out its latest ’can’t-miss’ earnings package—because what crypto really needed was another leveraged product promising alpha.
The Pitch:
Stack yields like a degenerate degen with this limited-time combo. Because hodling is so 2021.
The Reality:
Another day, another synthetic yield instrument wrapped in DeFi buzzwords. But hey—at least the APY% font is bigger than the risk disclaimers.
The Kicker:
Perfect for traders who think ’daily’ and ’sustainable’ belong in the same sentence. Bonus points if you double down before the Fed meeting.
