IRS Slashes Staff as Dogecoin Rally Undermines Tax Collection—’To the Moon’ Meets Budget Doom
The IRS just got a brutal haircut—courtesy of Dogecoin’s latest surge. Staff reductions hit hard as crypto traders bypass traditional tax systems, leaving regulators scrambling.
Subheader: Meme Coin, Major Problems
While DOGE fans cheer another ATH, the taxman’s losing ground. Voluntary compliance drops as crypto-anon strategies go mainstream—because who needs paperwork when you’ve got a Ledger?
Closing jab: Wall Street analysts predictably call this ’market maturation’ while quietly moving client assets into privacy coins.
