Hamster Kombat Devs Drop Daily Crypto Combo—Just in Time for Another Bull Run
Game studio rolls out fresh in-game rewards as speculators chase the next meme coin frenzy. Because nothing fuels innovation like degenerate gambling with extra steps.
Today’s update (May 3, 2025) brings new combat mechanics and tokenized loot—perfect timing for traders who’d rather play hamster roulette than read SEC filings.
Pro tip: Those ’limited edition’ NFT gloves won’t hedge against inflation when Tether finally implodes.
