Semler Scientific Doubles Down on Bitcoin—Adds $10M to Its Crypto War Chest
Another day, another corporate treasury betting the farm on digital gold. Semler Scientific just funneled another $10 million into Bitcoin—because why diversify when you can YOLO into volatility?
The move: Fresh off their previous crypto shopping spree, the healthcare-turned-crypto-enthusiast company now holds 828 BTC. Because nothing says ’long-term healthcare strategy’ like chasing the blockchain hype cycle.
The punchline: While Wall Street hedgies fret over inflation, Semler joins the growing list of firms treating Bitcoin like a high-stakes savings account. Who needs bonds when you’ve got a 24/7 casino, right?
