KindlyMD Secures $200M in Convertible Notes—Bullish Bet on Bitcoin
KindlyMD just fueled its crypto ambitions with a $200 million war chest—and they’re doubling down on Bitcoin.
Why it matters: Convertible notes are the ultimate hedge-fund handshake—debt today, equity tomorrow, and a free pass to ignore traditional market jitters. Now, that capital’s getting funneled straight into digital gold.
The cynical take: Because nothing says 'financial innovation' like recycling 2008’s playbook—but hey, at least this time the bubble’s decentralized.