Michael Saylor Doubles Down: MicroStrategy Scoops Up Another $51M in Bitcoin Amid Market Frenzy

Bitcoin's ultimate hype-man strikes again. MicroStrategy—the enterprise software firm turned crypto hoarder—just dropped another $51 million into BTC last week, because apparently your corporate treasury isn't reckless enough.

The Saylor playbook: Buy high, never sell

While traditional CFOs sweat over balance sheets, Saylor treats dollar-cost averaging like a extreme sport. The move brings MicroStrategy's total bitcoin holdings to a staggering [original amount not specified]—because who needs diversification when you've got diamond hands?

Wall Street shrugs, crypto Twitter cheers

Analysts muttered about 'unhedged risk' while bitcoin maximalists retweeted the announcement with rocket emojis. Meanwhile, the SEC quietly added another page to its 'How to Regulate This Madness' draft guidelines.

One thing's certain: In a world of shaky ETFs and memecoins, Saylor's all-in strategy remains the most entertaining corporate trainwreck in crypto—and he's got the unrealized losses to prove it.