đ¨ Bitcoin $115K Bets Explode as Traders Brace for CPI Shockwave
FOMO meets FUD in crypto's ultimate showdown.
The Setup: Options traders are piling into six-figure Bitcoin calls while spot markets wobbleâall eyes on tomorrow's inflation data.
Why It Matters: A hot CPI print could vaporize those $115K dreams faster than a DeFi rug pull. But crypto's degenerates love asymmetric betsâafter all, it's not their money.
The Irony: Wall Street's suddenly allergic to risk... unless it's leveraged crypto derivatives with 100x upside. Some things never change.