Gold Futures Soar to All-Time High Amid U.S. Tariff Turmoil—Is Bitcoin the Next Safe-Haven Play?
Gold futures just shattered records as U.S. tariffs spark market chaos—and Bitcoin bulls are licking their chops.
Safe-Haven Scramble
When traditional markets tremble, investors flock to gold. But this time, crypto’s poster child might steal the show. No data? No problem. The pattern’s clear: macro fear fuels alternative assets.
Tariffs as a Catalyst
Trade wars have a funny way of exposing Wall Street’s fragility. Gold’s rally screams uncertainty—and where gold leads, Bitcoin often follows. Forget ‘digital gold.’ This is hedge-fund hysteria meets decentralized defiance.
The Cynical Take
Meanwhile, your financial advisor still thinks bonds are ‘safe.’ How’s that 2% yield working out against 7% inflation?